Domestic terrorism has reached erect proportions with the latest line in the sand drawn by competing gangs of nudists and swingers.
They're fighting over territory - the miles of Mediterranean beaches in South France that are perfect for either letting it all hang out, or getting down and dirty with it all hanging out.
FoxNews has the story, with that excellent sense of outrage that Fox manages to summon up:
They're fighting over territory - the miles of Mediterranean beaches in South France that are perfect for either letting it all hang out, or getting down and dirty with it all hanging out.
FoxNews has the story, with that excellent sense of outrage that Fox manages to summon up:
"The normally peaceful Cap d’Agde, a magnet for nudists in the south of France, has been plunged into anxiety as investigators suspect "fundamentalist" nudists of harboring a grudge against the échangistes, or swingers, who are drawn to the town by the promise of sex."
The nudists, presumably, just want to have the freedom to stand bare naked in the sand, with their body parts hanging all over the place - the swingers, on the other hand, want to suckle those parts in freedom.
They're not totally exclusive, but heated exchanges are easily made on beaches with no clear distinction.
"Get your hand off that?"
"No?"
"No!"
All that casual sex must be wearing out the swingers, because all of the terrorist acts are being perpetrated by the nudies:
"A so-called boîte échangiste — or wife-swapping club — called Glamour, where couples engage in group sex, was the first to be destroyed in April. The next day, the Palme Ré, another orgy venue, also went up in flames. In September, the Tantra club and Zen, its neighboring bar, were leveled in blazes."
Glamour is in the Heliopolis building which, from this page, looks like a fabulous spot for a nightclub... located near the beach, attached to a fine restaurant.
Fight your battles, if you have to, but, please, leave the buildings alone...
